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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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The city is on high alert.

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We are trying to avoid the gate, not go through it.

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I am taking you to another point on the wall.

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You tie off to the other side and one, two, three, you go over and scale down.

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Leave the rope there.

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But you come down and land into some brush and you see off towards the main road that

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cuts across the city, you see helmed guards patrolling, but you are able to make your

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way through the brush and you look back up to the wall and the location where you came

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down, you see one of these large gargoyles come out of the night and land and crunch

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down on top of the pillar where you climbed down and it's scanning the grass below.

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But it doesn't appear to see you as you disappear into the night on your way back

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to Prosker.

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And from the city of Cereloon you just hear faintly on the wind the sound of a pan flute

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playing a melody from a faraway land.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More and with me today is Carla Maxted.

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That is me.

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I know how to play this game expertly.

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Just wait.

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And I play Glim.

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And Amy More.

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I know how to play this game marginally.

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And I play Sullivan Sleight.

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And Tom Laird.

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I know how to play this game Muppetippa.

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And I play Moot.

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So hi, everybody.

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It seems like we haven't played this or any main feed game in forever.

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Well, it has been a while.

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Russ had to do the intro like nine times.

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I'll put.

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Yeah, there was only a couple, but.

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I'm D&D.

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No way.

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No, I'm.

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I'm.

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Welcome to Russ.

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I'm a Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm a Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I mean, story checks out.

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Yeah, a little rusty.

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A little rusty.

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Hi.

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Where you can hear a game that we played more more recently than this and where Tom

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did much better introing the game than I did is over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash

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dumb dragon cast, where when you're a patron you get access to our exclusive game

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called The Adventures of Facing Fate.

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No, not Facing Fate.

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Get out of here, Amy.

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I'm sorry. I wasn't.

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I didn't have my listening ears on.

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Usually you're teeing us up for Facing Fate.

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I got all excited.

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No, no.

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This one's all about Tom.

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This one's all about Tom.

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Well, not really.

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The Adventures of.

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It's about all of you.

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Yeah. And mostly Russ.

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And the. What?

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I mean, yeah, that's fair.

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I do hijack it every now and again.

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That's that's that's not my fault.

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It isn't.

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Clearly, you know, this is I feel like this season that we're doing right now.

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Season four is just Opal's arc.

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And then. He'll just be dust in the wind after that.

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He will somehow become the big bad.

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Has been prophesized.

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But when you're a patron, you also get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron.

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Eli McElveen and Sean Howard.

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Thanks, Eli and Sean.

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Oh, Sean and Eli and Sean.

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You are amazing.

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We know them.

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We do know them.

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We know. Well, we know in person.

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We did meet them in person.

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Pre pandemic.

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Yeah. Remember meeting people in person.

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Oh, they're wild times.

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There was a there was a point this year when we could have seen Sean again

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in person, but covid.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Because we were going to try and do the Edmonton Expo again.

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And he was going to come out for that.

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Collective sigh.

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Yeah. Well, we miss you guys.

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Anyways, now it's time to play the game, I think.

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Fuck it, let's play.

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Previously, because I think we all need a little refresher.

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Need a little previously.

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The three of you had gone to the wonderful city of Sarah Loon.

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You proceeded to fire blast faces.

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Touch my donkey.

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No one touches Rolf.

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Donkey, which you left the donkey there.

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We did with a very kind staple boy.

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Oh, Rolf, I love you so much.

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You stole a bunch of stuff off of a ship and then you escaped

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via a local rooftop escape artist.

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Sneaky sneak.

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Named Flora's Lava, played by the wonderful Keith Ahman.

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And now we find you having

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spent a good 10 day on the road,

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practicing your skills.

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Thinking about what to do next with your life.

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Rolling up to the city of Prosker.

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Now, Sully, during this time, you've been really honing those skills.

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You know, you got a good practice on the ship there,

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perhaps in some weird, roguish way, lending a hand

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to all of your friends, because everybody rolled really well.

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But you got to level up.

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Oh, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, laser's explosions.

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So we're going to go into what you got.

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You go to level three, Sully.

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Stats. Yeah.

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All right. So in this level, only one thing changed for me.

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I got to choose a roguish archetype.

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So this is something that

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that I get at third level, and it makes me awesome.

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I chose. Well, I'm not going to split hairs here.

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It makes me awesome.

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It makes you awesome.

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But it guides the type of rogue that you are for future.

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Oh, I know. Yeah.

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I'm just explaining this to to our listeners.

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Oh, right. Because this is a podcast.

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What? For other people.

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Are you out there listening right now?

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I mean, we dedicated to somebody, at least one person's listening.

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That's true. We dedicated it to two people.

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That's true. All right.

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So mastermind is what I chose.

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And it says with mastermind,

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I gain master of intrigue,

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which means I gain proficiency with the disguise kit,

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the forgery kit and one gaming set of my choice.

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And I get to learn two languages of my choice.

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Additionally, I get to unerringly.

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Do you hear that, Russell?

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I'm not going to make any mistakes because it says unerringly.

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OK, means without error,

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mimic the speech patterns and accents of a creature that I hear speak

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for at least a minute, enabling me to pass myself off as a native

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speaker of a particular land, provided that I know the language.

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Everybody you meet from now on is only going to speak in one word sentences.

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Just a lot of grunts.

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Uh, Amy, I'm very excited for Sully's

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master of the disguise kit because I'm picturing just fake mustaches

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all of the time, all the time.

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Those big Groucho glasses with the nose attached to them.

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Perfect. Yeah, a lot of them are going to be homemade.

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It's going to be great.

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So I chose a dice set and my two languages being draconic and orc.

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I also get master of tactics.

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I get to use the help action as a bonus action.

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Additionally, when you use the help action to aid an ally in attacking

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a creature, the target of that attack can be within 30 feet of you

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rather than within five feet of you, if the target can see or hear you.

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So it makes help a lot more helpful.

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When was the last time you used the help action?

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I didn't even know I had it.

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I mean, never, almost never.

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And now it's a bonus action.

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So you can use it all the time, not use it again and again.

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You can not use it on every turn.

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But this is what happens is that I get something cool

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and then I go, oh, I didn't know I could do that.

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And now I'm going to do it.

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I hope so. Maybe.

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What does it help? Or alternatively, alternatively,

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in about six or eight months, we'll get a new listener.

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They'll listen back to this old episode.

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They'll go on Discord and say, hey, does Amy ever use that bonus

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action of help that she has?

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And then we'll all be like, oh, yeah, help.

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That's the best. Where is help?

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It's under bonus actions now.

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To carry on the stats, stats, stats, stats, actions.

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Help is one where you can provide assistance

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in a narrative or mechanic style way.

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I'm sorry, Russ, I don't know where you're looking.

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What the listener can see is that Russ is pointing at Amy's

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computer screen directly to help

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and help once you once you use that action, gives the person

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you are helping advantage on their next role,

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of which you are helping them with, be it a strength check and stealth or whatever.

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Oh, I hope Sully sneaks in behind someone on his hands and knees

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so Glim can push them over him.

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It might be you. Classic.

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It might be Moot. All right.

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Sorry. Follow up question.

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This is just like learning time with Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Improvise? Yeah.

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It's like, oh, I've got this spoon and this rattlesnake.

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I'd like to improvise a banjo.

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Yeah. Well, usually it's like improvising a weapon because it's in combat.

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Right. I'd like to I'd like to pick up the snake near me

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and use it as a whip and whip this person in the face.

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Is that like improvise? Yeah. Yeah.

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Fang first whip in the face.

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I mean, that's awesome.

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If you click on them, they tell you what they do, too.

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Oh, my God, they do.

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Y'all, I'm not going to waste the rest of the podcast time with this.

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I'll do my own reading.

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No, this is learning with me.

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I'd like to hear at least one more option of improvise

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because the first one is true.

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I would also like another example and a snake.

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And then you make a banjo.

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So please tell me what else comes to you immediately,

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because that was magical.

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You know, I don't know.

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Like if I had like a tin can and a rock, I could probably like make

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I don't know, like I'm going to say I just want to go with musical device.

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I'm right there.

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I'm like, it'd be a really poor maraca.

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I was going to say the one rock maraca.

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I mean, probably a better maraca than the snake spoon banjo.

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No idea what I do with that snake spoon banjo.

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We're going to find out now that now that Amy knows

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Sully can improvise during combat.

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Ah, all these basic things.

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It's just so good.

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And now we can leave Sully.

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Snake spoon now stats over.

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We join the three of you.

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How how did you get back?

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Did you just walk the whole way or did you hitch a ride?

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You tell me what you're doing as you get back into Prosker.

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Improvise Amy, this is your time to shine.

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I hop Sully hops on Glim's back, right?

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All like, yeah.

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It doesn't go over well.

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I don't think it lasts very long.

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I mean, you could help.

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You could help me with my strength check with your help.

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And then I'd be very extra strong and it'd be no problem

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because you'd use improvise as the action and help as the bonus action.

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Mm hmm. It's all coming together now.

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You rue the day that I looked at this sheet of paper.

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You rue the day I've read my character sheet, Russ.

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That's OK. It's not going to stick.

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We all know. I'll forget this.

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I think I think we walk.

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I think we try to lay really low, right?

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We just escaped a city in which we were wanted people.

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And now we're moseying on up to like an entire city of thieves and crooks.

255
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,000
So all right.

256
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,399
So 10 day walk.

257
00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:08,960
I feel like Glim is really just she's feeling it.

258
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,840
She's good. She's in the zone.

259
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,360
Sully and Moot, though.

260
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,360
Probably dragging a little bit by this point is my guess.

261
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,240
My for sure ask for piggyback rides.

262
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,799
We're not we don't have the hearty constitution that Glim does, though.

263
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,200
It's true.

264
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,720
I mean, I have a very good constitution score, but not in that way.

265
00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:31,440
Right. I do not.

266
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,480
Guys, I feel like we've been walking for like a really long time.

267
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,720
I know. Isn't it great?

268
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,840
I feel so good.

269
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,759
We've been out in this fresh air and we're heading to Prosker.

270
00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:43,840
And we escaped that place where I never even want to think about again

271
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:48,159
or go to again or consider again, except for Flora's Lava, who was so cool.

272
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,120
He was like really cool.

273
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,960
He was definitely really cool.

274
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,639
I know I said I wouldn't say it again, but are we there yet?

275
00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:58,600
Yeah. How long how long is it to Prosker?

276
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,679
I mean, we must be almost there, right?

277
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:02,440
It's got to be like over this hill.

278
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,639
Please tell me it's over.

279
00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:04,799
Oh, is it over the hill?

280
00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:07,799
You get up to the top of the hill.

281
00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:10,639
And on the other side of that hill.

282
00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:12,399
You see another hill.

283
00:14:12,399 --> 00:14:15,960
But on the other side of that hill, you see Prosker.

284
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:21,080
Fuck it. I'm rolling down these hills and Sully straight up bends over,

285
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:26,240
grabs his ankles and like tire rolls himself down the hill.

286
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,960
OK. Tell me how many jugs you're carrying as you do this.

287
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,600
I'm not carrying the jugs.

288
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,120
No, we gave them all to me, remember?

289
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,519
All of them for 10 days. Wow.

290
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,480
We took lots of rests.

291
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,879
You know, I have all of them.

292
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:44,960
Maybe Moot maybe has a couple, but I know I took Sully's for sure.

293
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,360
Yeah, I think I had the soft spices and things like that.

294
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,560
Right, because there were six total jugs.

295
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,440
Yeah. Yeah.

296
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,400
OK, that's cool.

297
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,200
We've got two strong people and Sully.

298
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,000
So Sully is.

299
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,639
Like hula hoop rolling himself down this hill right now, I suppose.

300
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:07,360
Just ass over tea kettle, just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

301
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:11,360
That's the sound it would be if he was on the hill.

302
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,360
It's like a Benny Hill theme going as it's going.

303
00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:15,639
Yeah, exactly.

304
00:15:15,639 --> 00:15:17,919
Find me. Yeah, exactly.

305
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,759
Where are these scantily clad women come from?

306
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,519
And these keystone cops that are running around chasing them.

307
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,039
Oh, yeah.

308
00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:30,240
It's about midday as you roll into Prosker.

309
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,519
Where's your literally?

310
00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:36,960
Ah, what's you do?

311
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,600
What's your what are you doing?

312
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,960
It's your first stop. Where do you go?

313
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,639
Who do you see? What do you do?

314
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:43,960
I know about you guys, but I really like a hot meal.

315
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:48,280
Is Prosker where we came from?

316
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,120
Like where the blood oath was signed? Yes.

317
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,120
Unbeknownst to Glim, but yes.

318
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,200
Yes. Yes. Yes.

319
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,320
That was Carla asking, not Glim.

320
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,600
And where I got in trouble for handing out pamphlets.

321
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,519
That was Glim.

322
00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:01,360
Yep. Yep. That was Prosker.

323
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,680
That's where all of this began.

324
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,440
I got kidnapped. Yep. Yep.

325
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,800
Yes. But Moot met a great friend. That's true.

326
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,840
Only good only good memories for you.

327
00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:16,360
Yeah, I mean, probably food and lodgings.

328
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:24,280
And then we have this stuff that we probably want to get get back to Charmy.

329
00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:27,600
Hey, guys, maybe we can go grab something to eat at the Rusty Bucket.

330
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,759
Yeah, I could use some some home cooked meal in cooked meal.

331
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,840
You know what I mean. Not road food.

332
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,080
Bucket cooked meal.

333
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,600
Just bring me a bucket of that chicken that they're so so hyped about.

334
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,280
I hadn't heard about the chicken.

335
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,159
Oh, apparently it's finger licking good.

336
00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:45,199
Yeah, right. I can go for some wings of something.

337
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:47,600
All right. You head to the Rusty, Rusty Bucket.

338
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,000
The Rusty Bucket.

339
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,559
The Rusty Bucket. Take several white Russians, please.

340
00:16:52,399 --> 00:16:56,159
That's right. It's all borscht and white Russians.

341
00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:58,000
This is different than I remember.

342
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,679
Ownership changed. Yeah.

343
00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:02,839
You head to the Rusty Bucket.

344
00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:04,480
You grab your food.

345
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,639
They have a tavern attached, which provides you lodgings.

346
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,879
Well, right.

347
00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:10,720
Like, we should probably take this stuff to Charmy.

348
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,880
And I mean, I've used seven napkins already and my hands are still slick.

349
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,519
Anybody got like a napkin, but like it's been pre-moistened?

350
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,960
Hmm. I don't know.

351
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:25,920
Maybe maybe they can just get you like a wet rag from behind the bar.

352
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,799
Would that work? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

353
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:30,279
Or a finger bowl. Oh, yeah, those are fun.

354
00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:32,279
That sounds like really fancy.

355
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:34,519
I don't know. I don't know.

356
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:35,799
Moot, write this down for me.

357
00:17:35,799 --> 00:17:41,000
Write this down. OK. Pre-wetted napkin.

358
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,839
Pre-wetted napkin.

359
00:17:43,839 --> 00:17:47,960
Mm hmm. We're going to call it the PWN.

360
00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:51,159
PWN. Yeah, it's going to be big.

361
00:17:51,159 --> 00:17:53,919
Remind me in like, remind me in like 10 days.

362
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:55,720
OK, I'm on it.

363
00:17:58,399 --> 00:17:59,639
What's happening in 10 days?

364
00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:02,359
Don't ask. None of your business.

365
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,120
There's a there's an old woman sitting beside you.

366
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:09,160
What's happening in 10 days, dearie?

367
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,720
How is this going to be such a big thing in 10 days?

368
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,360
I can't explain. Yeah, it's just a feeling I have.

369
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,000
Also, you've been listening this whole time.

370
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,560
You know, it's rather nosy.

371
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,800
Well, you sat down right next to me at this table here.

372
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,440
Just invited yourself.

373
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,200
Are we in the same fucking booth right now?

374
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,560
Yeah, we're on a four top and we did sit right next to this old woman.

375
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,000
Yeah, I was just sitting here enjoying my rusty bucket of chicken.

376
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,960
And the three of you sit down and just start talking about wet napkins.

377
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,720
Well, perhaps you seemed a little bit lonely.

378
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,960
Well, I just thought some proximity would be would be nice.

379
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,120
Well, it's been a while since I've seen my children.

380
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,680
All right, we should probably go see Shami.

381
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,560
Are you lonely?

382
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,840
Because I could tell you about this friend of mine.

383
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:51,960
I would love a story.

384
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,400
He keeps you company in like all of the darkness.

385
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,960
Maybe we should wrap this up before it gets started.

386
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,040
Well, also, Glim, you're not supposed to do that here.

387
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:00,880
You got in big trouble.

388
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,160
Yeah, that was a bit of a problem last time we were here.

389
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,480
What's she not supposed to do? Right.

390
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,440
Oh, nothing. I'll I'll tell you later.

391
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,480
Prostate to the size.

392
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:16,960
I put the pamphlet that I was holding back in my back in my pocket.

393
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,920
No pamphlets here.

394
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,280
You're a very interesting group and I like you a lot.

395
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,480
My name's

396
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,480
Judith.

397
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,560
Pfft.

398
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,960
Judith.

399
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,120
Mmm, Judith.

400
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,480
Sometimes I don't say my name very often.

401
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,280
Sometimes I just get stuck in my chops there.

402
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:33,720
You know what?

403
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,960
Sometimes the name just tastes, you know, when the name just

404
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,280
and you rolled around in your mouth and you're just like,

405
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,560
mmm, Judith.

406
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,080
Judith.

407
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,080
Judith.

408
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,520
All right, Judith.

409
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,440
All right.

410
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,040
You enjoy that bucket.

411
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,240
All right, wet napkins, friend.

412
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,800
I'll tell you about Bahamut.

413
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,280
Mmm.

414
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,800
Bahamut.

415
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,320
Judith, you keep that under your belt.

416
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,320
You don't say that word.

417
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,640
I'm just tasting Bahamut.

418
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,160
Mmm, Bahamut.

419
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,400
It's the most delicious word in the universe.

420
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,200
But we should go.

421
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,840
We've got jugs of stolen goods to deliver.

422
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,160
Well, you've got to do something.

423
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:09,759
See you later.

424
00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:10,680
What?

425
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,280
Bye-bye now.

426
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,920
Bye, Judith.

427
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,320
Bye.

428
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,720
We didn't want to take Judith with us.

429
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,040
Guys, I think that's the first time we've turned down

430
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,800
an NPC to come with us ever.

431
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,120
I just really didn't like the way she said it.

432
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,240
It was very unsettling.

433
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,880
So I thought Amy said, call her Judith.

434
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,880
At one point, I was like, wow.

435
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,599
I didn't, but it would be great.

436
00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:38,839
Nope, definitely said Judith, just with Sully's accents.

437
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:39,680
Mmm.

438
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,240
Oh, yeah.

439
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,319
Don't worry, I didn't want you to bring Judith either.

440
00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:45,160
I didn't know she was going to be there.

441
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,880
Yeah, I was going to say that wasn't one of your carefully

442
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,200
crafted NPCs.

443
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,839
No, he has a wrench down here.

444
00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:53,799
There's like four M's and then Judith.

445
00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:56,759
Ruslick said, as patient, it just says, sexy goblin,

446
00:20:56,759 --> 00:20:58,480
so we're in for it tonight.

447
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,359
Yeah.

448
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,279
Judith.

449
00:21:01,279 --> 00:21:01,960
Judith.

450
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,960
Judith.

451
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,240
Bah-mah-t.

452
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,759
Bah-mah-t, bah-mah-t, bah-mah-t.

453
00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:11,519
Oh, yes.

454
00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:14,000
Yes.

455
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,440
Yes.

456
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,599
We're going to take this little break here to say,

457
00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:20,799
this is what happens when we don't record for a month

458
00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:23,639
and a half on a specific storyline.

459
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,560
It's good.

460
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,360
It reminds me.

461
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,200
We're just coming home to these old friends,

462
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,560
and it just feels so good.

463
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,759
It reminds me of how we used to do it, all shenanigan.

464
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,360
It was a little rocky start there,

465
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,360
but once Judith showed up, it really just brought it all back.

466
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:37,840
Yep.

467
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,600
Mmm, Judith.

468
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,759
He's doing something with his tongue, isn't he?

469
00:21:46,759 --> 00:21:49,680
Mmm, Judith.

470
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,360
Judith.

471
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,440
It's a lot of lip licking going on.

472
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,880
Well, that's the only way to make that noise.

473
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,880
Mmm.

474
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:57,880
No, it's not.

475
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:58,880
No, it's not.

476
00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,880
Mmm, Judith.

477
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,880
No, it's got like a mmm.

478
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,880
It's got like a mmm thing in it.

479
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,880
Stop it.

480
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,880
Throw some wet sounds.

481
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,880
Lots of wet sounds.

482
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,279
I mean, the mood vote for this episode of 3M's Judith

483
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:12,080
is going to be a real weird one.

484
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,600
I'm sure Judith, how many M's is that?

485
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,200
I went for three.

486
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,200
Yeah, I think it's like three sounds.

487
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:16,880
Yeah, three's good.

488
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,880
Four, a little excessive.

489
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,680
Well, there's a mmm, so yeah, there's three.

490
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,480
How am I supposed to articulate that?

491
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:28,400
Is there like a special umlong for M's when you go up an octave?

492
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,400
Yeah, sure.

493
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,400
Why not?

494
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,400
You can use some capitals in lower cases and they'll really get your point across.

495
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,400
Oh, that's true.

496
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,400
Yep.

497
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,400
Somebody cling clang at this door.

498
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,400
God, Judith seemed really lonely.

499
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,000
Yeah, I'm going to come find her later maybe.

500
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
I don't know if you should do that, Glen.

501
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Tell her about Vaughnet.

502
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
I know.

503
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
It's like-

504
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
I thought it was just the pamphlets.

505
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Do you think it was-

506
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
No, I think it's the whole thing.

507
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
I think it's the general message.

508
00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:55,519
Right, because we're in the Thieves' City and they don't like me.

509
00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:56,519
That's right.

510
00:22:56,519 --> 00:22:57,519
This is preaching about the Lord of Justice.

511
00:22:57,519 --> 00:22:58,519
Well, it's not that they don't like you.

512
00:22:58,519 --> 00:22:59,519
Yeah, they just don't like you.

513
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:00,519
Yeah.

514
00:23:00,519 --> 00:23:01,519
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

515
00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:06,519
We're going to be respectful of their trickster thievy person.

516
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,519
Yeah, I want to be respectful of their beliefs as well.

517
00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:10,519
Yeah.

518
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:11,519
Yeah, that's true.

519
00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:13,519
All right, let's go find Shami here.

520
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:14,519
You know what?

521
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,519
You guys have been troopers holding these jugs.

522
00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:19,519
Do you want me to carry them the rest of the way?

523
00:23:19,519 --> 00:23:20,519
Not all of them.

524
00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:21,519
Maybe like three of them?

525
00:23:22,039 --> 00:23:23,039
Maybe not three of them.

526
00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:24,039
Maybe like two of them?

527
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:26,039
I think it's fine.

528
00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:27,039
Would you like-

529
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,039
How about-

530
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,039
I'll give you one.

531
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,039
Oh yeah, okay.

532
00:23:30,039 --> 00:23:31,039
I can carry a jug.

533
00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:32,039
Okay.

534
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:43,039
You head back to the town square of Prosker where Shami's establishment is.

535
00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:44,039
It's a happening day.

536
00:23:44,039 --> 00:23:47,039
Everybody's out shopping, having a good time.

537
00:23:47,039 --> 00:23:51,039
Shami's got a lineup, you know, six people deep.

538
00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:52,559
This is good.

539
00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:54,559
Guys, I think we should join a lineup.

540
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:56,559
This is just a feeling I have as Amy.

541
00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:59,559
I immediately want to stand in this line for no reason.

542
00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:02,559
Who might we talk to in this lineup?

543
00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:03,559
It's true.

544
00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:06,559
Also, I feel like sometimes we're just so Canadian.

545
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:09,559
That we just get in line and we're like, cool.

546
00:24:09,559 --> 00:24:12,559
It's like we see a lineup and then we just get in a lineup.

547
00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:13,559
Yeah.

548
00:24:13,559 --> 00:24:16,559
And then you talk to the person in front of you and every person just like did

549
00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,559
the same thing and no one even knows.

550
00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:19,559
Anyway.

551
00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:21,079
Like a garbage chute perhaps?

552
00:24:21,079 --> 00:24:22,079
Canadian problems.

553
00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:23,079
Yeah, like a garbage chute.

554
00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:24,079
All right, good.

555
00:24:24,079 --> 00:24:27,079
Just going to sidle up next to, hello there.

556
00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:35,079
The gentleman in front of you turns around just waiting in line for some herbs.

557
00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:36,079
Ah, yeah.

558
00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:37,079
Oh, your name's Herb?

559
00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:39,079
It's so nice to meet you.

560
00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:43,079
No, my name's Frederick, but I'm here for herbs.

561
00:24:43,079 --> 00:24:44,079
Oh, I see.

562
00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:45,079
Frederick, it's so nice to meet you.

563
00:24:45,079 --> 00:24:46,079
My name's Glim.

564
00:24:46,079 --> 00:24:47,079
Pleasure.

565
00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:50,599
Do people call you Freddie?

566
00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:53,599
Uh, not in a long time.

567
00:24:53,599 --> 00:24:54,599
What about Rick?

568
00:24:54,599 --> 00:24:55,599
Never, actually.

569
00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:58,599
Not once has anybody called me Rick, so.

570
00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:00,599
That could be something cool you get into.

571
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:01,599
Yeah.

572
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:02,599
Yeah.

573
00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:03,599
Apostrophe Rick.

574
00:25:03,599 --> 00:25:05,599
Let me try it on here for a minute.

575
00:25:05,599 --> 00:25:06,599
Hey, I'm Rick.

576
00:25:06,599 --> 00:25:07,599
Well, that sounds pretty awesome.

577
00:25:07,599 --> 00:25:08,599
Hey, Rick, how's it going?

578
00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:09,599
Yeah.

579
00:25:09,599 --> 00:25:10,599
It seems cool.

580
00:25:10,599 --> 00:25:11,599
Hey, I'm Frederick.

581
00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:16,599
I mean, still good, but maybe it doesn't have the same...

582
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,120
Zing.

583
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,120
Hey, I'm Rick.

584
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,120
Rick should have, like, a leather jacket.

585
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,120
Rick's a good-time guy.

586
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,120
Okay.

587
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:29,680
Well, I've got a son named Carl, so, you know what, let me call, maybe you can help

588
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,600
him with his name, Carl!

589
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:37,320
So we've got Carl, Rick, and, mm, Judith.

590
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,320
There's a theme, folks.

591
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,320
Can you guess it?

592
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,820
I am sensing a theme.

593
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:45,520
Just drop that in the Discord if you've figured out the Easter egg in this.

594
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,520
It just happened.

595
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,440
A skinny boy comes walking over.

596
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,440
What?

597
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,440
Well, these folks just gave me a new name.

598
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,440
What?

599
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,440
Yeah, we renamed you Dad.

600
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,440
To what?

601
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,440
Rick.

602
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,440
Yeah, my name is Rick now.

603
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,440
That's stupid.

604
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,440
Hey, you respect your dad.

605
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,440
That's his name.

606
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,440
It's also just half of his regular name.

607
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,440
What are you, witches?

608
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,440
Were you a witch?

609
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,440
No.

610
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,440
Why would you?

611
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,440
Because you're changing names.

612
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,360
Now we just offered a suggestion.

613
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,860
I don't know if you understand what witches do.

614
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,860
To change people's names, obviously.

615
00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:23,860
So my mom always wrote me up.

616
00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:26,860
She says, is anybody trying to change your name, they're probably a witch?

617
00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:28,860
That's a very specific thing to have been told.

618
00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:29,860
What happened to your mom?

619
00:26:29,860 --> 00:26:31,860
She had her name changed by a witch.

620
00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:33,860
But couldn't she just ask people to call her something else?

621
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:34,860
She couldn't remember.

622
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:37,860
But then how'd she know to tell you?

623
00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:40,860
Aha!

624
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,860
Are you a witch?

625
00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:43,860
No.

626
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,280
Cotton, you don't fucking lie.

627
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,280
Get out of here, kid.

628
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,280
Well, that's my son.

629
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,280
I'm going to turn back.

630
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,280
Oh, look, we're next in line here.

631
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,280
I'm just going to go buy my herbs.

632
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,280
Nice to meet you.

633
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,280
My name is Rick.

634
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,280
It was real nice meeting you too, Rick.

635
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,280
Nice to meet you, Rick.

636
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,280
Bye, Rick.

637
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,280
Your son's a dick.

638
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,280
Was he like six?

639
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,280
Seven?

640
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,280
Yeah.

641
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,280
God.

642
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,700
Oh, that's a lot.

643
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,700
I somehow thought like 12.

644
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:15,700
He approached with a lot of tween.

645
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,700
Yeah, he had some real attitude going on.

646
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,700
I guess I misread that.

647
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,700
Yeah, probably like middle years.

648
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,700
Yeah.

649
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:23,700
Tweens.

650
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:28,700
Rick goes and buys his herbs and then you're next in line there.

651
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:32,700
You walk in and it's the same style of setup.

652
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,700
Lots of turnstiles as last time.

653
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,700
Shami, baby, we're back.

654
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,700
Who are you?

655
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,120
Uh.

656
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,120
Remember?

657
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,120
You zipped us off to saloon.

658
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,120
Oh, right.

659
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,120
You just tell him that you've completely forgotten about us regardless of if we were

660
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,120
to come back with your stuff.

661
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,120
We would have been off scot-free.

662
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,120
Well, no.

663
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,120
You signed the-

664
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,120
Oh, no, no.

665
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,120
Hello.

666
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,120
Sully, are you okay, Sully?

667
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,120
Sully, oh my goodness.

668
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,120
Yeah, sorry about that.

669
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,120
No, you're right.

670
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:08,120
We would have came back regardless because those are the kind of good people we are.

671
00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:10,540
Give her her things, everybody.

672
00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:11,540
Oh, good.

673
00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:12,540
Let me just check the inventory here.

674
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,540
Lay them all out on the table.

675
00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:17,540
She pulls out her list.

676
00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:23,540
She goes down six alchemical jugs marked with the sign of Dagon, which of course looks

677
00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:24,540
like-

678
00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:26,540
This symbol here on these here jugs?

679
00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,540
Yeah.

680
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,540
Yeah, just like the ones that are right here.

681
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,540
This checks out.

682
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:31,540
Yeah.

683
00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:32,540
Yep.

684
00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:33,540
My papers are somewhere.

685
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:34,540
I took notes.

686
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:35,540
Uh-huh.

687
00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:36,540
Uh-huh.

688
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,540
Uh-huh.

689
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:38,960
Oh, you got some-

690
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,960
And everything nice is.

691
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,960
It's all there, man.

692
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,960
And everything nice is from Aglaros.

693
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:47,960
She's got the dream- dream flake, the sundrop, the satara, the goji leaf, the sticks.

694
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,960
What do we got here?

695
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,960
We got a couple extras, don't we?

696
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,960
You just thought about bringing some extras back?

697
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,960
He stole more than you needed to?

698
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,960
We're not on purpose.

699
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,960
It all kind of happened so fast.

700
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,960
Well, steal is such an ugly word.

701
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,960
Well, what do you want to do with these two here?

702
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,960
Do you- do you have a use for them?

703
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:10,380
If they do, maybe they could help Sully with that cough he just evaded.

704
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:12,380
Oh, yeah, that'd be good.

705
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:14,380
Yeah, no, you probably don't want to do that.

706
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:17,380
This one here is, uh, luex?

707
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,380
Uh, it's a poison.

708
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:21,380
Oh, I definitely don't want to eat that.

709
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:24,380
Uh, let me tell you what it does.

710
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:25,380
It's not good.

711
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,380
Wait for it.

712
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:28,380
I'm waiting.

713
00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:29,380
I'm on the edge of my seat.

714
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:30,380
I'm looking it up in my book.

715
00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:32,380
Oh, you found a seat, Sully?

716
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,380
No.

717
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,380
I did not find a seat.

718
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,800
But you said you were on the edge of your seat.

719
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,800
Oh, that's just a saying.

720
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,800
That's like what people say.

721
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800
I hadn't heard that one.

722
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,800
I'm going to write that one down.

723
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,800
I like that one.

724
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Yeah, jot that one down.

725
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:50,000
So when you have so much anticipation, uh, that like you're on the edge of your

726
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000
seat because you're not all relaxed and stuff sitting at the back of your seat.

727
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Oh, sure, sure.

728
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Yeah.

729
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Uh, well, when I said it was a poison, it's not actually a poison.

730
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,300
You put it on, uh, it's made from powdered stalks of luex plants, uh, which only

731
00:30:02,299 --> 00:30:05,119
grow in very specific regions.

732
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:11,419
Uh, it's normally sprinkled on bleeding wounds, which are then sealed, uh, then sealed with

733
00:30:11,419 --> 00:30:13,919
bandages or magical healing.

734
00:30:13,919 --> 00:30:21,519
Um, after that, oh, well, it's, uh, it's addiction rating is pretty vicious.

735
00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:30,279
Yeah, side effects could include, uh, intense racking pain for the first minute.

736
00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:33,700
After this, well, you could become immune to all pain.

737
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:38,700
That's a positive thing, but you don't react like you normally would.

738
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,259
It changes you.

739
00:30:40,259 --> 00:30:46,099
Like you stabbed me in my shoulder and I like giggle or something like that.

740
00:30:46,099 --> 00:30:49,660
Like you're a little clumsier.

741
00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,500
I mean, this sounds terrible.

742
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,500
What could this be?

743
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,500
It just sounds bad all around.

744
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,579
This doesn't, I mean, maybe it stops the bleeding.

745
00:30:55,579 --> 00:30:56,779
Oh, here you go.

746
00:30:56,779 --> 00:30:57,779
Here's the bad part.

747
00:30:57,779 --> 00:30:58,779
Here's the-

748
00:30:58,779 --> 00:30:59,779
Maybe if it's like a mortal wound.

749
00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:01,279
No.

750
00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:02,279
I thought that was-

751
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:09,759
So, um, once you take more than one dose in 24 hours, well, if you don't, if you

752
00:31:09,759 --> 00:31:15,879
don't really take well to these sorts of things, you could, you could die in indescribable

753
00:31:15,879 --> 00:31:16,879
agony.

754
00:31:16,879 --> 00:31:17,879
Oh.

755
00:31:17,879 --> 00:31:18,879
Oh God.

756
00:31:18,879 --> 00:31:22,680
So maybe we'll just avoid that.

757
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,440
Need a high constitution for that one.

758
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,039
Do you want, do you want something like this?

759
00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,539
Because I mean, we could all, like, we don't have to keep it.

760
00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:30,539
We could just sell it.

761
00:31:30,539 --> 00:31:33,420
There's a good black market here, right?

762
00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,740
Well you're in it.

763
00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:39,700
Um, so yeah, I mean, I could, I could pay you a reasonable dollar for both of

764
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,700
these.

765
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:47,180
The other one here is Mordane Vapor, which is made from ground leaves of rare

766
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:51,059
herb found deep in tropical forests.

767
00:31:51,059 --> 00:31:55,259
It gives you, well-

768
00:31:55,259 --> 00:31:56,259
Can I guess?

769
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,680
Yeah, please do.

770
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,680
You said Vapor.

771
00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,680
Should we all guess?

772
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,000
Yeah, so Vapor, so I'm imagining it makes like big billowing clouds of smoke that

773
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,400
you can like, maybe like do cool tricks with and everybody thinks you look really

774
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,400
awesome.

775
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,400
Oh, I like that.

776
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,720
I was going to say give you an erection for more than six hours.

777
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,920
Uh, doesn't affect your member.

778
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,680
Well, I mean, actually it could because it gives you visions of incredible

779
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,240
mind-boggling beauty.

780
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,240
Oh.

781
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,160
Well, if you're not getting hard from that, I don't know what to do.

782
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,540
And for all you for about half an hour and during this time, well, there's a good

783
00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:32,900
chance that you lose against anything you're doing.

784
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:33,900
No.

785
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:35,860
Just basically being able to walk.

786
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:36,860
Right.

787
00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:43,140
So you just lay there in excruciating amounts of pleasure with these visions

788
00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,140
for 30 minutes.

789
00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:45,140
Yeah.

790
00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:46,940
Sounds like a great way to have a weekend.

791
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:49,740
High addiction rating on this one.

792
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:55,480
If two doses are taken, well, it becomes a deadly poison.

793
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,680
The beauty turns to death.

794
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:04,640
It could kill you in anywhere from, you know, a day to a week.

795
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,640
Hmm.

796
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,759
At least this one seems to be dangerous.

797
00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:11,960
This one does something good at the beginning, at least the other one.

798
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:12,960
Just all seems terrible.

799
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,960
Yeah.

800
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,960
It's all bad.

801
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,960
Yeah.

802
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,839
Uh, and I see you got the circlet here.

803
00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:18,839
That's good.

804
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:20,780
I have everything on the list.

805
00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:23,900
I will hand this over to you.

806
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:26,840
She hands you the contract, which you signed.

807
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,840
Yep.

808
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,560
I take it back and I say thank you very much.

809
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,360
And as you hold it in your hand, it bursts into flames and falls to the ground.

810
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,360
Oh, that's how it's supposed to happen.

811
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,360
Oh, gosh.

812
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,360
You could have warned me.

813
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,360
You got me.

814
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,360
Really sneaky.

815
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,360
Yeah.

816
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,360
Really sneaky.

817
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,360
Yeah.

818
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,360
I changed my pants.

819
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:54,000
Well, good thing you wore your brown pants.

820
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Don't choke Amy.

821
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
I know.

822
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
It was very mean.

823
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I was mid-drank.

824
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,640
Well, that's why I always come wear my shitting pants.

825
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:09,360
It's like heavy on the walking dead right now.

826
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,280
But yeah, these two, yeah, I could definitely pay a reasonable price for them.

827
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,920
They seem really rare.

828
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:23,200
Ten gold for the Mordain Vapor, and I'd probably give you, I don't know, reasonably about

829
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:29,039
a hundred for the Lewicks, a hundred gold, a hundred ten all in.

830
00:34:29,039 --> 00:34:34,639
Well, considering that we weren't expecting to pay for any of this, I mean, I'm okay

831
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:35,639
with that.

832
00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:36,639
Glim, Moot, you good?

833
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:37,639
Oh, sure.

834
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:38,639
Of course.

835
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:39,639
Yeah.

836
00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:40,639
Seems pretty good, yeah.

837
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:41,639
Seems fair.

838
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:48,480
I do not want the responsibility of having these powders and stuff on my...

839
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,879
Well, if you only take a little bit of this one, it's totally fine.

840
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:53,159
Did you want to try it before you sell it?

841
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,159
No?

842
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:55,159
No.

843
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:56,159
Okay.

844
00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,879
She goes and tucks them away onto a shelf behind her.

845
00:35:00,879 --> 00:35:01,879
As well.

846
00:35:01,879 --> 00:35:03,239
How was your trip?

847
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:04,719
Everything goes smooth?

848
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:08,119
Well, someone touched our donkey.

849
00:35:08,119 --> 00:35:09,239
Yeah, where is it?

850
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,239
You had a donkey.

851
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,599
I put it, we put it into the circle.

852
00:35:11,599 --> 00:35:13,199
You had to move everything around.

853
00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:16,039
I can't talk about it.

854
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:20,400
We had to give him to a good home.

855
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,480
It was too dangerous to get out of the city.

856
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,519
We had to lay low, and by lay low, I mean take to the roofs to escape.

857
00:35:26,519 --> 00:35:30,759
I may have gotten very angry when someone touched the donkey, and then it seemed like

858
00:35:30,759 --> 00:35:32,319
Solly hated them for some reason.

859
00:35:32,319 --> 00:35:37,880
I don't know, it just seemed like the right vibe to really just flame blast them,

860
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,319
and then everyone sort of wanted us.

861
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,080
That sounds terrible.

862
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:49,080
I mean, you flame blast, anyways, regardless, regardless of that.

863
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,680
I mean there was other things that were good.

864
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,680
We made two new friends.

865
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,800
Mood got to wear an awesome hat.

866
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,680
I had a pretty awesome sun hat.

867
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,680
Did you get to take that hat, buddy?

868
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,840
You look fucking amazing in that hat.

869
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:04,480
We got new pseudonyms, so it was really like a growth experience.

870
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,480
Very fun, very fun.

871
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,920
It sounds like a wonderful adventure.

872
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,599
Well, if you want your donkey back, I mean I can help you out with that.

873
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,519
Costs 110 gold.

874
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:19,320
Well, we left him with this very nice boy.

875
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:19,840
Right?

876
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,000
Who seemed like real happy to have him.

877
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,960
I do feel like those two maybe are meant for each other.

878
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,680
I think so, too.

879
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,519
Okay.

880
00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:26,880
Thank you, though.

881
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,519
Well, if you change your mind.

882
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:33,159
I know how sad I feel if all of a sudden a donkey that I knew and started to love,

883
00:36:33,159 --> 00:36:35,159
all of a sudden just poofed away from me.

884
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:36,159
Exactly.

885
00:36:36,159 --> 00:36:36,800
Great.

886
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,320
Right.

887
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,039
That's cool.

888
00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:38,720
Shall we?

889
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:39,600
Have a good one.

890
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:39,960
Yeah.

891
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,400
No, it's a pleasure doing business with you.

892
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,440
Glad everything worked out in the end.

893
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,960
Again, if you want your donkey back or any other sort of, you know, odds and ends,

894
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,039
you come back to Charmy's and we'll take good care of you.

895
00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:51,360
Okay.

896
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,039
Thanks, Charmy.

897
00:36:52,039 --> 00:37:05,880
We're here in the middle.

898
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,559
Really?

899
00:37:18,559 --> 00:37:19,599
Really got like a good.

900
00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:22,440
Awesome power peed that last.

901
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,719
Second, third, fourth wind on that one.

902
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,679
Wow.

903
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:26,519
Yeah, well, you just got to sustain it.

904
00:37:26,519 --> 00:37:31,119
It's like you moved away and then you're coming back, you know, but we're here.

905
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:31,759
We are here.

906
00:37:31,759 --> 00:37:32,480
In the middle?

907
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,119
In the middle.

908
00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:35,000
Welcome to it.

909
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,279
Thank you for being here with us.

910
00:37:36,279 --> 00:37:37,279
It's a wonderful day.

911
00:37:37,279 --> 00:37:41,159
It's the episode where we came back from recording with Mook, Glim, and Sully.

912
00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,000
And it's a wild ride, isn't it?

913
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000
We're all loose.

914
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,159
We're pretty loosey goosey.

915
00:37:49,159 --> 00:37:52,440
Yeah, Judith, Judith.

916
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:58,639
We would like to thank one of our patrons for the name Eskenerveen.

917
00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:00,839
And that patron is ALex Garrity.

918
00:38:00,839 --> 00:38:02,159
Thank you, ALex, for that name.

919
00:38:02,159 --> 00:38:03,639
Thank you, ALex.

920
00:38:03,639 --> 00:38:06,199
That's one of the things that some of our patrons get to do over at

921
00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:11,920
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast is provide to us NPCs and items.

922
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,000
We tried our very best to mention them.

923
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,799
We're going to be very good about it moving forward.

924
00:38:16,799 --> 00:38:18,960
But we've actually made some changes to that tier.

925
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:23,519
And make it a little more alluring, if you will.

926
00:38:23,519 --> 00:38:25,199
We've slapped some lingerie on this.

927
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:26,039
I know I didn't.

928
00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:29,000
The way you said that made me a little bit uncomfortable.

929
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,360
Boudoir photo shoot for the tier.

930
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,159
It's it's really a lot going on.

931
00:38:33,159 --> 00:38:34,720
Pick your own word and put it in there.

932
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,199
Whatever. No, no, that was good.

933
00:38:36,199 --> 00:38:39,880
Yeah. No, alluring was the one.

934
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,519
But what you get to do over there now is provide to us as many names,

935
00:38:43,519 --> 00:38:50,360
race, class, quirks as you can or want to at the $15 tier,

936
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,000
which is our in world tier.

937
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,920
And that will give us NPC ammunition for days.

938
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:01,920
Also, you can make Russ like if the special quirk is turn all ours into L's

939
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,400
and then just unleash that on Russ and watch him go.

940
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,880
Less is going to have a great time with that.

941
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,039
She did it already.

942
00:39:10,039 --> 00:39:13,039
She really had that in the chamber.

943
00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:16,159
So good. That could be one of the options that you do.

944
00:39:16,159 --> 00:39:20,800
But also at that tier, you get to stock the shelves of the new feature

945
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:26,559
that we're going to be bringing to the show, which is Zed Mart.

946
00:39:26,559 --> 00:39:27,880
What's Zed Mart?

947
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,199
Well, Canadian friends, you may remember something.

948
00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:35,239
A store here called Zellers was fantastic.

949
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,920
Was it? It wasn't really.

950
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,880
It was like a bad Canadian kind of like discount department store.

951
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,000
But we don't remember going there.

952
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,360
It was a step down from Wal-Mart, K Mart, step down from Wal-Mart.

953
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,720
Some of them had like lunch counters in them.

954
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,320
Oh, for sure. There was a lunch counter.

955
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,360
Yeah. Yeah.

956
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,840
So it's just a little a little nostalgia.

957
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,760
They'd send me a letter on my birthday.

958
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,200
I got to eat there for free.

959
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,960
So we've incorporated that.

960
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,640
That is our Zed Mart.

961
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:10,000
So this is smart to shop there every every six to eight episodes.

962
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,159
Now, that store is going to pop up into a store with a new local branch

963
00:40:15,159 --> 00:40:20,320
where our players, whichever storyline we happen to be in,

964
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,519
will be able to pop into the Zed Mart

965
00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:25,199
and buy some sweet stuff that you guys come up with.

966
00:40:25,199 --> 00:40:27,960
So we can browse the wares, find out what's available,

967
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,880
what our awesome patrons have like come up with and what they cost.

968
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,920
And some of them will buy, some of them will window shop,

969
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,000
some of them will drool over and try and convince our friends

970
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,880
to give us extra money so that we can like all chip in to buy them

971
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,320
and they'll betray us and we'll never get the thing we want that's a pony

972
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,920
or like whatever, for example.

973
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,400
Just a hypothetical.

974
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,760
Absolutely has never happened to Carla before ever.

975
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,599
It sounded rather specific, which we'll get into probably

976
00:40:57,599 --> 00:41:00,760
in the downtime of whatever downtime we record next.

977
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,800
But but that's what we're doing.

978
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,960
And we'd love for you to come join us.

979
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,320
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

980
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,320
Come check it out.

981
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,039
But now let's get you back to the episode

982
00:41:10,039 --> 00:41:12,960
and find out if Judith comes back.

983
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,360
Did you hear the tongue noise that time?

984
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,880
There was noise.

985
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,880
Judith.

986
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,600
Judith.

987
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,960
OK, have a great week.

988
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,720
Talk to you soon.

989
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,720
Bye.

990
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,280
All right. So do you have like a list

991
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,720
of what we're supposed to be doing at any given time?

992
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,600
I think I mean, not not like a formal one.

993
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,640
Oh, that's surprising.

994
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,440
I know, but sometimes we get so distracted that it's hard for me

995
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,400
to keep track of what we're supposed to be doing.

996
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,880
Well, you guys remember how we're going to save the world.

997
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,080
Obviously.

998
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,640
Yeah, we eventually. What's it?

999
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,280
What's we need to go to Taman?

1000
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,240
So to the capital to declare my oath.

1001
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,600
Right. So I don't know.

1002
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,520
I mean, we've been doing this other cool stuff,

1003
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:04,519
but maybe we should head.

1004
00:42:04,519 --> 00:42:07,159
And it's very, very far.

1005
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:09,920
So I don't know how we want to get there.

1006
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,800
In what direction is it?

1007
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,759
Well, all I'm thinking is I did this thing.

1008
00:42:15,759 --> 00:42:20,719
We did this thing so that we could save Merv.

1009
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,079
But I don't know if Merv is safe.

1010
00:42:23,079 --> 00:42:24,880
You're right.

1011
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,759
So like maybe he could like come along on our

1012
00:42:27,759 --> 00:42:29,320
on our saving the world adventure.

1013
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,920
I know it said there was only three of us,

1014
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,280
but maybe if we get to a coast or something,

1015
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,200
he will enjoy his seafaring life.

1016
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,440
Well, how do we?

1017
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:42,079
So you need to talk to Laden, Laden Menda.

1018
00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:45,280
I mean, do you remember you got kidnapped here?

1019
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,680
And then that's how you found out about Merv, right?

1020
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:48,960
I sure did.

1021
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,200
Do you think I don't know,

1022
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,360
like you recognize the kidnappers if you saw them?

1023
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,639
Like, how do we get a message?

1024
00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:56,280
How do we find out if Merv's OK?

1025
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,119
I don't know. Maybe if I just like hang out in town square

1026
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,880
by myself for a second, you guys turn your backs.

1027
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,480
Maybe I'll get kidnapped again.

1028
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,319
It kind of seems like something that would happen to me.

1029
00:43:07,319 --> 00:43:10,000
You know what? It's not the worst idea I've ever heard.

1030
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,679
You're not wrong. It's kind of what happened last time.

1031
00:43:12,679 --> 00:43:15,400
All right. Well, let's stage my own kidnapping here.

1032
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,359
And we'll just see if we like give it a few minutes.

1033
00:43:19,359 --> 00:43:20,199
They were pretty quick.

1034
00:43:20,199 --> 00:43:23,199
So it's like you turned your back for a second and they had me.

1035
00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:29,519
OK, well, I'm just going to go back over to our in-wink.

1036
00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:32,960
Yeah, I'll go with Glim.

1037
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,800
I'm saying wink. I'm not winking.

1038
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,679
Glim, you don't have to say winky winky.

1039
00:43:36,679 --> 00:43:38,840
Oh, I'm not that good at the winking.

1040
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,920
So I say it. But OK.

1041
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:44,440
We're just going to leave you here by yourself then.

1042
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:49,280
All right. I'm just going to look at the cool stone work in this square.

1043
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,800
I used to be a stoner.

1044
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,000
Sully goes off and is looking down,

1045
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,280
just whistling to himself, waiting to get kidnapped.

1046
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,040
He's not whistling to himself, though. He can't whistle.

1047
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,200
Right. He can't whistle.

1048
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,800
Sully is just humming to himself.

1049
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,880
Asking to be kidnapped.

1050
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,240
Moot and Glim, where do you go?

1051
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,840
I think just like down the road and then kind of like turn around.

1052
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,800
It's obviously we want to, yeah, you know,

1053
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,040
a little ways around a corner.

1054
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,760
Two heads on top of each other. Exactly.

1055
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,960
OK, as you walk around this corner, Moot, you almost run

1056
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,960
face to face into your friend, Eska,

1057
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,320
who's startled and jumps back to Moot.

1058
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,039
I didn't know you'd be back so soon.

1059
00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:38,559
Oh, I didn't.

1060
00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:40,639
I didn't know we were going to be back right away either.

1061
00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:42,880
But how have you been?

1062
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,880
What have you been up to?

1063
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,360
Well, it's just, you know, as we had previously discussed,

1064
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,559
taking notes on trying to figure out how to

1065
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,240
tackle these magical abilities.

1066
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,760
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

1067
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,280
Yeah, I mean, I had a couple other events

1068
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:03,680
since then, and I tried to try to figure out what I was doing previously.

1069
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:09,240
One, I was summoning my mage hand to get a box of oats.

1070
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,120
As one does, yeah, that's a that's a pretty standard thing.

1071
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,040
It's just, you know, a long day juggling.

1072
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,600
You don't want to get up and get the oats.

1073
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,040
I get it.

1074
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,480
And the other one, there was, I mean,

1075
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:27,079
I was doing my snowball trick and these little,

1076
00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:28,240
I don't know what they were.

1077
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,920
They were just little like mushroom gremlin people

1078
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:37,000
just popped out of nowhere and started like terrorizing the people.

1079
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,760
I don't know if they were trying to terrorize the people,

1080
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,800
but they were certainly making a lot of hi, I'm Eska.

1081
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,880
Oh, Eska, it's so it's so nice to meet you.

1082
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,240
I've heard so much about you.

1083
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,320
Moot told me so much about you.

1084
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,360
Oh, wow, that's that's that's great.

1085
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,559
We had long days on the road.

1086
00:45:51,559 --> 00:45:53,480
So, you know, you have to, of course,

1087
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,639
you learn a lot about people and the people they know and the people

1088
00:45:56,639 --> 00:45:59,920
the people they know know all those people.

1089
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,880
Well, that's that's great.

1090
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,440
And so, yeah, a couple couple occurrences.

1091
00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:07,679
No real trigger.

1092
00:46:07,679 --> 00:46:11,880
Like I felt like just this surge of like

1093
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,360
power, right, as soon as it happened.

1094
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,960
It felt like it felt good.

1095
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,800
Oh, see, I'm always I never remember what mine feel like.

1096
00:46:25,039 --> 00:46:27,199
I just remember the things that happen after.

1097
00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:29,000
Oh, did anything happen to you?

1098
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,920
Well, I had one happen to me, but I just felt really warm inside

1099
00:46:33,599 --> 00:46:34,920
after it happened.

1100
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:39,480
But I'm not really sure if it I had one where I wet my pants, too.

1101
00:46:39,639 --> 00:46:40,400
No, no, no, no.

1102
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,159
And that's not what I mean.

1103
00:46:41,159 --> 00:46:42,639
Like I felt like war.

1104
00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:44,079
Sorry. No, yeah, me neither.

1105
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:46,639
I just seen a big hot bowl of soup or something.

1106
00:46:46,639 --> 00:46:48,760
I felt really warm inside.

1107
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,560
Oh, that's that's not like I'd spilled it on my crotch.

1108
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,960
Oh, yeah, of course, me neither.

1109
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,920
I mean, I was just, you know, trying to, you know,

1110
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,320
normalize your situation in that moment.

1111
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,560
Well, it's very kind of you, but it wasn't needed.

1112
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,960
Yeah. OK, fair enough.

1113
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,360
OK, well.

1114
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,240
Great. I mean, you got you got time to chat.

1115
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,600
And he's just walking around like maybe we can try

1116
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,920
and figure this out, throw iceballs at each other and like see if we can't.

1117
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:15,800
I don't know.

1118
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,440
Well, you guys can go ahead if you want mood.

1119
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,039
I can keep an eye on Sully and I look back at Sully in the square.

1120
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:22,679
And what's he doing?

1121
00:47:22,679 --> 00:47:25,440
Sully's gotten a little tired of standing.

1122
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,400
It's been a long.

1123
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:32,240
So he's you see his small figure crisscross applesauce

1124
00:47:33,039 --> 00:47:36,079
sitting on the stone in the square.

1125
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,360
Like he's got a stick in one hand and he's like pushing rocks.

1126
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,240
He just looks so kidnappable.

1127
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,320
Yeah. Right.

1128
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,519
Yeah, I can keep an eye on Sully if you guys.

1129
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,679
Want to do you want to meet back at the at the end later?

1130
00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:52,360
Or should I meet you somewhere?

1131
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,360
Yeah, I guess meet back at the end.

1132
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,759
And yeah, I don't I don't know how well,

1133
00:47:57,759 --> 00:47:59,360
we'll just be as long as we're going to be.

1134
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,480
Yeah, I think I can probably handle the kidnappers.

1135
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,360
I mean, last time they ran away pretty quick

1136
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,119
and this time I'll know right away that he's been kidnapped.

1137
00:48:06,119 --> 00:48:08,880
So, yeah, I can handle it.

1138
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,400
All right, cool. Thanks, Glim.

1139
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,400
And Aska and I go off like arm and arm, skipping down the street.

1140
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,800
That's nice.

1141
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,680
La la la to talk about magic.

1142
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,080
Sully, you're sitting in the middle of the street.

1143
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,320
People are walking by you, some of them looking at you like,

1144
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,160
what are you what are you doing?

1145
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,920
But you're still not kidnapped.

1146
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,920
He looks around like really.

1147
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:38,080
Just disappointed that no one's kidnapped him.

1148
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,680
It's like, well, I'm not good enough to kidnap second time.

1149
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,720
Yeah. So he starts to get up

1150
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:50,240
and brushes, brushes pants off and kind of.

1151
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,760
He has no idea how long he's been sitting there for.

1152
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,920
It could have been forever for all Sully knew.

1153
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,760
But he starts to make his way back to the inn

1154
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,920
because we didn't say where we were going to meet.

1155
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,520
So Sully's just like.

1156
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:09,280
Yeah, maybe they're getting some more chicken or I don't know.

1157
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,880
He just trudges off.

1158
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:18,400
Well, when I see Sully get up, then I then I'll I'll follow him.

1159
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,000
Hey, Sully. Oh, Glim.

1160
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,480
I wasn't kidnapped.

1161
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,960
I I know I was watching from over there so that I would be ready

1162
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,440
in case you were, because Moot went with his friend,

1163
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,440
Eska, to do some magic training.

1164
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,400
So I was waiting, but then.

1165
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,720
Yeah, you didn't get you didn't get kidnapped.

1166
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,240
Are you OK? Yeah, it's a little disappointing.

1167
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:39,320
Thanks for asking.

1168
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,400
It's a little disappointing, but you know what?

1169
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,840
I kind of realized something as I was sitting there

1170
00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:50,039
that when I saw that guy at the dock

1171
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,559
after we had, you know.

1172
00:49:54,599 --> 00:49:57,440
Got gone there and was like doing the thing

1173
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,760
and and did the whole like given to the scrolling stuff.

1174
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,480
He totally showed me Merv being let go.

1175
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,519
Yeah, yeah, I thought maybe you wanted to find out where Merv was

1176
00:50:10,519 --> 00:50:13,039
so we could go get him, so he could come with us.

1177
00:50:13,039 --> 00:50:15,000
But I think he's safe.

1178
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,920
I think I can tell you something, Glim.

1179
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,679
You know what?

1180
00:50:17,679 --> 00:50:22,360
Merv and I, we met in the prison in in Neverwinter.

1181
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,199
We didn't actually know each other that great.

1182
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,239
I did have a big a big heavy sack of guilt

1183
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:34,119
weighing on my heart because it was essentially my fault

1184
00:50:34,119 --> 00:50:37,079
that he was pulled into that

1185
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,279
that that big that big hole.

1186
00:50:41,599 --> 00:50:45,199
So but now that I see that he's been let go,

1187
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:50,400
I think I can probably, you know, rid myself of those feelings

1188
00:50:50,759 --> 00:50:55,840
and give my whole attention to your quest for world domination.

1189
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,239
Oh, well, I mean, it's saving the world,

1190
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,360
but I mean, I guess dominating it with with good spirits

1191
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,840
and good intentions is sort of sort of what we're doing.

1192
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,480
Dominate it with with love.

1193
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,720
Yeah. Yeah.

1194
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,440
Let's dominate this world with love.

1195
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,079
Yeah. Get up on it with love. That's right.

1196
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,360
You scream that as you're walking to the rusty buck.

1197
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,640
Rusty buck.

1198
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,400
You can't make that word.

1199
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,559
It's a rusty bucket.

1200
00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:26,039
I know. I want to call it a rusty bucket.

1201
00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:28,000
Why? What's a rusty bucket?

1202
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,240
I don't know.

1203
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,720
Not a thing.

1204
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,280
You're saying that as you walk back to the rusty bucket

1205
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,800
and you scream that just as the doors open and on the other side.

1206
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,200
What's that about mountain things with love?

1207
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,800
Judith and I.

1208
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,040
Judith. Yeah.

1209
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,720
Oh, wow.

1210
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:52,600
It's it's been a long day.

1211
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,120
We fade out on the two of you brushing off.

1212
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:59,040
Judith and we cut back to Moot and Eska.

1213
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,720
The two of you have skipped off arm in arm

1214
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,880
down the streets and you get about, I don't know,

1215
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,680
20 meters away and Eska stops.

1216
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,800
It's like, where are we going?

1217
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,600
Well, I thought you were leaving.

1218
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:17,880
Oh, no, I just got swept away in the in the excitement of skipping.

1219
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,160
I haven't skipped in forever, my friend.

1220
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:20,800
Oh, neither have I.

1221
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,920
We've been very busy sneaking out of cities that don't like us.

1222
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,040
So skipping was not on the menu for a while.

1223
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,920
Well, well, OK.

1224
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,400
Well, if we're going to talk about this, maybe just find because

1225
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:34,960
like it seems to like the the power,

1226
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,079
just like it feels like it's rushing through, like out of the earth,

1227
00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:41,440
out of the out of Nate, like maybe we just go find an open field

1228
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,119
and like practice, see if we can get it to happen.

1229
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,079
It's a pretty good idea, actually.

1230
00:52:48,079 --> 00:52:50,920
It's, you know, as a

1231
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,760
just controlled experiment, as best we could do it.

1232
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,760
Yeah. OK.

1233
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,720
The two of you continue to skip off just outside of the city.

1234
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,800
And you're out in an open field.

1235
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,640
Grass about knee height

1236
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,080
by a little stream that's running down to the city and says,

1237
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,240
well, what kind of what kind of things can you do?

1238
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:16,440
You said like it was like ice stop another fire fire at that point.

1239
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,920
I did the yeah.

1240
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,160
Yeah. I mean, honestly, it kind of changes every now and then.

1241
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,720
Just if I if I haven't done it in a while,

1242
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:28,360
sometimes new things surprise me.

1243
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,680
So it's probably good we came to an empty field to test this out.

1244
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,320
All right. OK.

1245
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,559
Well, I guess I'll go I'll go first.

1246
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,360
He begins moving his hands towards the stream.

1247
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:47,000
And you see the water begin to lift up and out of this stream.

1248
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,720
And he moves it in a sphere

1249
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,519
out in between the two of you.

1250
00:53:53,519 --> 00:53:56,200
And he's focusing quite hard on it.

1251
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,080
And you see it kind of vibrating

1252
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,920
in between his hands, not holding it, but just levitating there.

1253
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,800
It's.

1254
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,120
Nothing, nothing else seems to be like I can control.

1255
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,560
Like specifically, like water is really easy for me.

1256
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,920
Anything else is.

1257
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,280
I don't seem to have a grasp on yet.

1258
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,960
And he moves his hands and it pops and falls to the ground.

1259
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:31,960
OK, hmm.

1260
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:36,480
Well, I mean, it makes sense that water works well for you.

1261
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,360
That that makes total sense to me.

1262
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:44,080
For me, yeah, like it started with with a lot of ice kind of stuff.

1263
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:48,560
And now I've got some fire stuff and I, you know, I guess I'll.

1264
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:54,920
Try and just throw a fire bolt over over in the water,

1265
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,400
because that way it'll it'll just go out and no one will get hurt.

1266
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,440
There's a lot of grass here.

1267
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,519
We don't want to we don't want to burn down, burn down the place.

1268
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,519
Yeah, yeah, that's that's a bad that's a bad plan.

1269
00:55:04,519 --> 00:55:07,519
So, yeah, I'll go stand over by the river and I'll

1270
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:10,440
I'll throw the fire bolt into it.

1271
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,320
Is that yeah, that checks out.

1272
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,200
Sure. Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

1273
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,840
All right. So, yeah, I, you know, kind of.

1274
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:22,559
Palm up and I've got a little fire bolt in my hand

1275
00:55:22,559 --> 00:55:24,960
and I throw it on into the river.

1276
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,320
All right. So as you cast this fire bolt,

1277
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,679
roll me on your wild magic surge table.

1278
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,679
Got to get that surge table.

1279
00:55:34,679 --> 00:55:37,480
I rolled a thirty four.

1280
00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:39,880
So thirty four.

1281
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,239
You're going to maximize the damage of your next damaging spell

1282
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,400
you cast within the next minute.

1283
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:50,880
So let's say you feel like there's something something inside you

1284
00:55:51,559 --> 00:55:53,640
that's just got to got to come out.

1285
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,240
How close is Eska to me?

1286
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:59,079
Like I would say that as you cast, like he's behind you,

1287
00:55:59,079 --> 00:56:01,800
but maybe like, I don't know, five to ten feet tops.

1288
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,400
Like he trusts us that, you know, he can like water splash fire.

1289
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:11,039
So I kind of look at my hand after I throw the the fire bolt

1290
00:56:11,039 --> 00:56:13,320
into the river and it's like there's like

1291
00:56:14,599 --> 00:56:15,840
human torch style.

1292
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,200
It's like my hand is still kind of glowing.

1293
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,600
Afterwards, and I turned to Eska and I point at my hand.

1294
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,520
I say, like, well, this doesn't usually happen.

1295
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,200
That's not normal. I was going to ask if that's normal.

1296
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,040
No, no, it's not. It's not normal.

1297
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,680
Should I? Should I do it again?

1298
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:38,280
He shrugs and like gives this big face of like, yeah.

1299
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,480
Yeah, that's what we're here for, to practice, right?

1300
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,440
OK, all right. Yeah, let's do it.

1301
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:50,840
And this time I put both of my hands together.

1302
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,360
And like my thumbs touching and the fingers are spread out

1303
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:01,320
and I unleash a cone of fire,

1304
00:57:01,599 --> 00:57:04,480
just flames shooting out everywhere.

1305
00:57:05,559 --> 00:57:09,119
And like some of it's hitting the river and some of it isn't

1306
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:12,760
because it's a little more than I had planned on.

1307
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,800
This fire erupts from your hands and splashes down

1308
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,760
and Eska immediately sees that it kind of splashes up

1309
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,800
onto the grass on the other side.

1310
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,640
And he moves to throw some water onto the burning grass

1311
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,040
as it sets and looks to use it without that one.

1312
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,040
Is that a different kind of thing?

1313
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,880
Or is that the same like that was bigger?

1314
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:41,520
No, no, that was that was I just felt like I was really like revved up.

1315
00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:43,960
So I I went for more.

1316
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,559
Oh, yeah, I could I could see that.

1317
00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:48,400
Like it just like.

1318
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,880
And as you guys are talking and discussing the ground begins to shake.

1319
00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:56,719
Oh, boy, is that is that you, too?

1320
00:57:57,199 --> 00:57:59,199
I don't I don't think so.

1321
00:57:59,199 --> 00:58:01,679
This is a new one for me.

1322
00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:04,440
You're looking around trying to figure out

1323
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,239
neither of you is really feeling anything except the ground shake,

1324
00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:09,199
not your usual usual magic.

1325
00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:13,639
Tingle, tingle.

1326
00:58:15,119 --> 00:58:17,280
And there's an.

1327
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,719
The sound of ground tearing and

1328
00:58:25,119 --> 00:58:27,599
what can only be described as an explosion

1329
00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:30,360
coming from the center of the city.

1330
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:35,519
We cut to Sully and Glim and you are sitting in the rusty bucket.

1331
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:39,480
Avoiding Judith.

1332
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,119
And the table begins to shake and the ground begins to shake.

1333
00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:45,360
Pictures begin falling off the wall and you hear this explosion.

1334
00:58:48,159 --> 00:58:50,960
Judith, what the fuck did you do?

1335
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,760
It wasn't me.

1336
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,480
Does it with everything now?

1337
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,880
It's escalated. Oh, God.

1338
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,480
Double down on it.

1339
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,599
So, I mean, there's two separate groups here,

1340
00:59:01,599 --> 00:59:05,320
but each kind of describes to me what you do as soon as this explosion goes.

1341
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,000
Ask and I just kind of look at one another.

1342
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:12,159
And do we see, like, smoke or anything in the city?

1343
00:59:12,159 --> 00:59:16,079
Yeah, after a brief moment, you see what looks like

1344
00:59:16,079 --> 00:59:20,119
ash and black cloud billowing up from the center of the city,

1345
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,400
kind of towards the town square where you had just come.

1346
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:28,000
I say, ask, I would like we got to go check on Sully and Glim.

1347
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,320
They might be that that might have been them.

1348
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,679
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, let's go. Let's go.

1349
00:59:32,679 --> 00:59:35,119
Two of you run off back towards the center of town.

1350
00:59:35,119 --> 00:59:38,039
Glim and Sully. What was that, Sully? I think.

1351
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,760
That that sounded really bad.

1352
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,240
It did sound bad. Is it time to save the world, Glim?

1353
00:59:44,519 --> 00:59:46,599
I don't know, but I think maybe we should start.

1354
00:59:46,599 --> 00:59:48,480
And I think we run out of the rusty bucket.

1355
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,480
Yeah, let's head towards that explosion.

1356
00:59:51,039 --> 00:59:53,079
This one's on you, Judith.

1357
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,400
I got it.

1358
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,960
You burst out and you see this black cloud

1359
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:02,360
and ash billowing up from the town square where you had just come.

1360
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,159
It's down the street from where you are in the rusty bucket.

1361
01:00:05,719 --> 01:00:08,199
You're running down the street and people are running away from you.

1362
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,080
Neska, you're running in from the opposite side of the city

1363
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,440
and people are pushing past you as you're trying to get to

1364
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,120
where this explosion had come from.

1365
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,640
And you round the corner and you see that there is this tear

1366
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:26,200
in the center of the town square that opens up into this black pit

1367
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:31,440
that is billowing flame and black cloud and ash.

1368
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:37,120
And you hear this guttural scream.

1369
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:43,840
Come from the center of this mess and up shooting from this cloud

1370
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:49,400
is this winged, hideous demon that bursts up into the cloud

1371
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,920
and begins flying around and swooping down,

1372
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,880
trying to pick up people that are fleeing.

1373
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,440
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1374
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,680
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1375
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,560
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1376
01:01:07,599 --> 01:01:10,960
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1377
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1380
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1381
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1384
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1386
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1387
01:01:34,559 --> 01:01:36,880
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1388
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,680
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1389
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,760
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1390
01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:49,559
Okay.

1391
01:01:49,559 --> 01:01:52,640
Out of character, out of game.

1392
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,079
What's your play here?

1393
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,599
Well, I'm not sure, but I think-

1394
01:02:00,599 --> 01:02:02,280
Well, as far as I can track it-

1395
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,400
Because when you handed the scroll over

1396
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,920
to the guy at the dock,

1397
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,960
he showed you an image of Merv being let free.

1398
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,480
Yeah, I know, but how do I-

1399
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,720
No, I didn't remember that.

1400
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:19,720
Like, Merv, you basically saw him being

1401
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,480
walked off the premises and being like,

1402
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,280
bye.

1403
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,599
And you don't know what city that's in.

1404
01:02:29,039 --> 01:02:30,519
Well, then maybe we'll find out

1405
01:02:30,519 --> 01:02:32,039
that I'm not gonna get kidnapped,

1406
01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:34,160
and I'm just gonna assume that Merv is fine,

1407
01:02:34,199 --> 01:02:36,119
and then we're gonna go to-

1408
01:02:36,119 --> 01:02:38,879
Maybe while you're contemplating in the square,

1409
01:02:38,879 --> 01:02:40,719
you can think about-

1410
01:02:40,719 --> 01:02:41,559
Oh, remember.

1411
01:02:41,559 --> 01:02:42,799
You can think about how.

1412
01:02:42,799 --> 01:02:44,239
Okay, yeah, that's fair.

1413
01:02:45,399 --> 01:02:47,359
Okay, back in-

1414
01:02:47,359 --> 01:02:49,239
Never give me important plot point information.

1415
01:02:49,239 --> 01:02:50,759
I had forgotten that happened, too.

1416
01:02:50,759 --> 01:02:52,039
I also had forgotten.

1417
01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:53,359
Thank you!

1418
01:02:53,359 --> 01:02:54,199
There was all that-

1419
01:02:54,199 --> 01:02:55,199
Rooftop chase.

1420
01:02:55,199 --> 01:02:57,759
I mean, it was so long ago

1421
01:02:57,759 --> 01:02:58,599
we found the information.

1422
01:02:58,599 --> 01:03:00,319
There was intense high action

1423
01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:01,159
between then and now.

1424
01:03:01,159 --> 01:03:02,879
There's a lot going on.

1425
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,720
You forged new friendships.

1426
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,559
Fair enough.

1427
01:03:05,559 --> 01:03:07,880
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